All men must die but we are not men.



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Cross off the ones you’ve done (don’t judge)

  • 1. had sex
  • 2. bought condoms
  • 3. gotten pregnant
  • 4. failed a class
  • 5. kissed a boy
  • 6. kissed a girl
  • 7. used a little paper bag for lunch
  • 8. had a job
  • 9. missed the school bus
  • 11. left the house without your wallet/purse
  • 12. bullied someone on the internet
  • 13. sexted
  • 14. had sex in public
  • 15. played on a sports team
  • 16. smoked weed
  • 17. smoked cigarettes
  • 18. smoked a cigar
  • 19. drank alcohol
  • 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
  • 21. been overweight
  • 22. been underweight
  • 23. had an eating disorder
  • 24. been to a wedding
  • 25. made fun of someone for being fat
  • 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight
  • 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight
  • 28. been late for work
  • 29. been late for school
  • 30. kissed someone in the rain
  • 31. showered with someone else
  • 32. failed my drivers test 
  • 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes 
  • 34. been outside my home country
  • 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours
  • 36. gotten my heart broken
  • 37. had a credit card
  • 38. been to a professional sports game
  • 49. broken a bone
  • 40. been unhappy about your weight
  • 41. won a trophy
  • 42. cut myself
  • 43. had an STD
  • 44. got engaged
  • 45. been on a diet
  • 46. tried out to be on a tv show
  • 47. rode in a taxi
  • 48. been to prom
  • 49. played in a drinking game
  • 50. stayed up for 24 hours or more
  • 51. been to a concert
  • 52. had a three-some
  • 53. had a crush on someone of the same sex
  • 54. been in a car accident
  • 55. had braces
  • 56. learned another language
  • 57. killed a bug
  • 58. been at a yard sale
  • 59. been to a japanese steakhouse
  • 60. wore make up
  • 61. talked to someone via webcam
  • 62. lost my virginity before I was 16
  • 63. had my wisdom teeth taken out
  • 64. kissed someone a different race than myself
  • 65. snuck out of the house
  • 66. bought porn
  • 67. had a virus on my computer
  • 68. had oral sex
  • 69. dyed my hair
  • 71. graduated from college
  • 72. wore someone else’s clothes
  • 73. voted in a election
  • 74. rode in an ambulance
  • 75. rode in a helicopter
  • 76. caught the stove on fire  (whoops)
  • 77. got in a verbal fight
  • 78. been on vacation
  • 79. been in an airplane
  • 80. been on a boat
  • 81. had surgery
  • 82. kissed someone before I was 14
  • 83. beat a video game
  • 84. found something valuable on the ground
  • 85. made a survey
  • 86. stalked someone on facebook/myspace
  • 87. prank called someone
  • 88. been to a library outside of school
  • 89. spent over $100 shopping in one day
  • 90. cut your hair and hated it
  • 91. peed outside
  • 92. went fishing
  • 93. helped with charity
  • 94. taken a pregnancy test.
  • 95. been rejected by a crush
  • 96. been suspended from school
  • 97. broken a mirror
  • 98. faked sick from school
  • 99. owned a pet
  • 100. been to six flags
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laikkuseia:

Enlightened Toph:




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laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.




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fireandshellamari:

bobbypontillas:

A take on Roald Dahl’s “Matilda” I did earlier this year!

This is so cute.




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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices




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alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does




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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space




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Winter comes for all of us, Catelyn thought. For me, it came when Ned died. It will come for you too, child, and sooner than you like.

who gave you the right?!




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carefreeroyalty:

this-teenage-girls-blog:

Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

I just realized todays wednesday




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the-girl-from-hyrule:

andyouwanttoupdatetwitter:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

voldemortsss:

Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.

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Glad to see RDJ and I have the same reaction upon seeing a cat. 

Because everyone needs RDJ having a reaction towards seeing a cat on their blog


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