All men must die but we are not men.



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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea




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sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????




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daisuke@ユメヤス




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scolders:

if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out




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gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 




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fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books




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gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

image

science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

image




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http://ivashclove.tumblr.com/post/98715992765/silversarcasm-no-seriously-lets-lay-this-all

silversarcasm:

no seriously let’s lay this all out

  • Sansa starts the series at eleven years old and is currently thirteen
  • She is currently the successor to Winterfell, the Lady of Casterly Rock, in line for Riverrun and near to becoming the ruler of the Eyrie
  • She managed to trick her…



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Everyone else: YOU CAN'T SHIP THEM. THEY ARE BROTHERS. TWINS! THAT'S WRONG AND DISGUSTING.
me: I ship them. They are meant to be.
Everyone else: NO ITS WRONG AND GROSS!
me: They should have sex now. Look at the look he's giving him! Oh they want eachother so bad. They should have kissed after the vase hit him. It's okay I bet they did later.
Everyone else: THATS NASTY AND PERVERTED! SICK! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU ARE SICK
me: ...they want eachother so bad.



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leit-motifs:

[x] Nothing, it’s my own little joke.




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fafinetteone:

Bisous de chez les putains d’Amsterdam. W/ Koralie and Little Madi.




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teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED




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